Generatore automatico di articoli sull'aviazione

[r_howie]

Non so se era stato già postato o se è considerato OT, ma segnalo questo sito carino. Genera automaticamente articoli di giornale su 'paura a bordo', 'panico in alta quota' etc.

The Lazy Journalists Plane Story Generator
http://radans.net/jens/planestory.html

 

[Lattughino]

Terrified Passengers in Dread Flight

Foreign passengers told of their horrific terror aboard a Sydney bound Qantas flight which was required to return to Brisbane yesterday due to shortage of food.

Some passengers were upset that the 247 passengers were told few details of the catastrophe.

They said the plane 'Dropped out of the sky like a mouse chasing a piece of cheese' before turning around.

As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Boeing 747 landed.

Passenger Mary Jones last night was still recovering from the ordeal.

'I was scared for my life and I don't scare easily', the passenger said.

Funziona

 

[Paolo_61]

Ecco la fonte da cui provengono tutti gli articoli "torre a bordo" et similia

 

[airdominance]

Ecco la fonte da cui provengono tutti gli articoli "torre a bordo" et similia

Sicuramente è un refuso, però "torre a bordo" è un po' inquietante.

 

[bluewaves]

Ah ah ah ah!! Stupendo!!
Questo però dimostra che non sono solo i giornalisti italiani a fare questi articoli..... :O

 

[Nibbio]

Flight Goes Horribly Wrong


Sydney passengers told of their shock aboard a Sydney bound Qantas flight which was told in no uncertain terms to return to Sydney yesterday due to running out of Everybody Loves Raymond episodes.

Some passengers were terrified that the 309 passengers were told few details of the accident.

They said the plane 'Nose-dived for what seemed like forever' before turning around.

As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Boeing 340 landed.

Passenger we can't show you his name, but he is a very scared man last night was still recovering from the ordeal.

 

[UM78]

They said the plane 'Seemed normal, but everyone knew it was posessed by the Devil' before turning around.

)))

 

[TPS-MIL]

Carino!!

 

[Harry]

Ahahah bellissimo