Generatore di storie aeronautiche per giornalisti pigri


ci devi associare un qualche "on-line translator" per quelli nostrani, ed ottieni esattamente gli articoli letti fino ad ora...
 
Canberra passengers told of their terror aboard a Canberra bound Ansett flight which was politely asked to return to Melbourne yesterday due to a medical emergency.

Some passengers were upset that the 943 passengers were told few details of the incident.

They said the plane 'Turned on it's side and flopped like a fish out of water' before turning around.

As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Antonov A300 landed.

Passenger Bruce Goatman last night was still recovering from the ordeal.

'The hostess shoved me out of the plane. I landed right on the concrete', the passenger said.
 
Eheheh!
Bellissimo!!!

Poi ci sono, però, i giornalisti non pigri e che scrivono interviste fantastiche a pseudo-imprenditori, come quella de "Il Giornale" a tal Antonino Delfino (Vedi tread dedicato a Dea Airlines poco più sotto)!